This is my Fair Warning: If you are easily grossed out - don't read this post.
I understand that eating bugs of my own accord is a highly debatable subject. Mr. Red Marionette and I have had a lot of feedback from people regarding this. You either get why we are doing this, or you don't (emphatically don't, apparently. Hehe!)....
If you read my previous post you would know my mother is visiting this weekend.
I would never push someone to try something they have no desire to. She informed me she was highly grossed out by this and that's okay. (She used more exclamation points in her email than I have ever seen her use.)
So without further suspense, Kyle and I tried the bugs last night. Yep, went ahead and finished it up before she got here. It was also discussed at Kyles Firefighter class that some of his classmates were interested in trying, so it is a good thing we got a couple of packages.

This is the box they came in. All kinds of lovely foreign post marks on it. From Thailand. I blacked out my info. Yeah, I'm paranoid like that. :)
It didn't take very long for them to arrive, about 10 business days.
Here are the sealed packages. Kyle said he was expecting baggies with hand written labels. Erm. Like black market bugs? Sure. No, they were packaged professionally with the little moisture absorbers and nutritional information. If you are curious it was zeros across the board. Apparently they have to put the nutritional info on there but they didn't take the time to test how much fat a cricket actually has. If you could see the look on my face right now...
So I had ordered two packages of Mixed Bugs, Two packages of Big Crickets and one Package of Bamboo worms.

We decided the mixed bugs would allow us to try a little of each kind. It included Mole Crickets, Dung Beetles, Big Crickets and Silk Worms
Larvae and Bamboo Worms.
Tiny little dried buggies!
The dung beetles were about half the size of my pinky nail. Not nearly as intimidating as I thought it was going to be. When someone says Big Cricket, I think of something the size of a clothespin!

The Big Cricket you can see in my hand in the following photo without wings or legs, really isn't all that big. (You remove the legs and wings to eat because the legs have little spineys that make it hard to eat and the wings don't chew easily. I did my research online)
They had little to no distinguishing scent. Being all in the same little bag they all kinda tasted the same as well. Just different textures.
The only bug out of the bag I didn't try was a mole cricket. There was only one and it was in two pieces. They call it a mole cricket cause it has shovel like legs on the front. I was a little grossed out by that. Yeah, I made the mistake of googling photos of it. Erm...
For all of the bugs I can say they tasted herbally or grassy. If you have ever chewed on a piece of straw like an old farmer, then that is the taste. Nearly the same consistency as well. Very dry. We needed a glass of water to wash them down as little pieces get stuck easily on the back of the tongue and in the teeth. I can say the one different consistency was the bamboo worm which was like eating white Styrofoam. Spongier than the others but still very dry.
The adventure was worth it as far as I was concerned. I wasn't as brave as I thought I would be but since Kyle was eating them right alongside me I couldn't let him one-up me! We also didn't get photos of our faces when eating just because both of us were eating at the same time. :)
If you are curious about eating bugs, id say go for it! If you don't like it then you can knowingly say you have tried them and don't like it.
There you go, Mom. All done! They wont be in the house when you arrive. hehe!