
I finished the Red Marionette 12 Days of Christmas Ornament listing!
It can be found HERE
Ill give you the first 6 days and you can visit the listing to see the other six! This was a great time writing all of this up and I hope you enjoy!
On the 1st Day of Christmas, My true Love gave to me; A Partridge in a pear tree. Sherman the Sheep is loving the idea of giving people trees to plant. How eco-friendly and forward thinking. He is a bit confused as to why the bird is included in the gift. Was it a special deal like at Home Depot where you buy a broom and get the dust pan for free?
On the 2nd Day of Christmas, My true Love gave to me; 2 Turtle doves. Lily the Bear was highly alarmed that there was a Christmas carol with genetic splicing involved. I assured her there is a bird called the turtle dove. And no, it doesn't have a shell.
On the 3rd day of Christmas My true love gave to me; 3 French hens. Beth the Bunny has lived on a farm with Hens before. She assures me the French hens sound much sexier than the regular hens. After all, French is the language of love.
On the 4th Day of Christmas, My true Love gave to me; 4 Calling birds. Garth the Raccoon is astonished that four, count them FOUR, birds get a cell phone for Christmas when I wont even give him phone privileges after 9pm.
On the 5th Day of Christmas, My true Love gave to me; 5 Golden Rings. Harold the Hedgehog thinks if you are gonna give someone five gold rings it would be cheaper to buy them brass knuckles. Uhm. Annnnd No more gangster movies for him.
On the 6th Day of Christmas, My true Love gave to me; 6 Geese a laying. Randolph the Reindeer jumped in to the song at this time and decided to inject his opinion of how the lazy fowl weren't a good gift. He explains "A new Xbox game is a good gift. Or Candy. Or a Pony, even. But who wants Geese?"



